I love firefly!

Sometimes I wonder if they could have marketed Serenity better than they did.

My thought process.

I saw the headline (Branagh's Magic Flute to debut in Toronto) to this article on Google News, and I got to thinking...


Someone should build a robot that could play the flute. I think all the opening and closing valves would be easy enough to do. I don't know enough about how many different ways you have to move your lips to get the air to blow right though.

I should probably actually read that article I linked to... but I doubt I will.

In other news about movies: I can't wait to see Man of the Year I mean "Robin Williams tells the Jon Stewart story we all wish would happen." Ok that's not really the tag line. Turns out the real tag line is impossible to find.

Either way, watch the trailer!

Megalomaniac

So I did some research today:

Did you know "Power Crazed Megalomaniac" is a little redundant.


Now you know...

I post this crap because nobody else is online to read it with me at 2am!

A woman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York" The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent: "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer. After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere." The customer retorted, "Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

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